February 2012
Never forget, the look in a woman’s eyes the moment she anti-climaxes.
– Jon Richardson
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Scandinavian Skin: My little online tshirt store. →
In my mind whenever I think of a French woman all...
it sorta sets you up for a fall.
In the process of getting undressed for the bath I...
the one fucking object on my bed apart from my arse and it was right under me when I sat down…uncool.
I appear to have the arms and shoulders of a minor...
and the belly of a food enthusiast. A well rounded chap then.
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I have only one wish for the Oscars, and that is...
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is astounding and he just blows everyone else out of the water. Superb.
Biology joke
turnipthemusic:
Customer: Can I have a pint of Adenosine triphosphate?
Bartender: Yeah that’ll be 80p.
Newest playlist: Solely due to kim-xxxxxx →
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